person 1: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet right
Person 2: No thres 26
Person 1: ah i forgot U R A Q T
person 2: thats 25
Person 1: You´ll Get the D later
Patricia: My dress was 50% off!
Briana: Well I want it 100% off of you
A Cheezy Peeny is when's one puts melted cheese on their penis.
it is incredibly painful and no one does it exept for those guys who don't know what real love is.