cave diver

when a male or female magically somehow fits their body through a tight space in the blink of an eye
EX: a crack in the walls

EX: a hole in the deep sea

EX: my mug

dod: hey is that a crack

bob: oh no

dod: what

bob: joes a cave diver...

*next thing you know in's joe is in the dang crack*

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?

by Terallis August 25, 2025

The Reluctant Cave Diver

When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.

Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.

Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...

by Tramps October 7, 2008

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

CakeDiver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking CakeDiver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 8, 2016