caucasianing
My credit score could use some Caucasianing
caucasianing by JLiz86 April 21, 2016
Words you can keep
caucasianitis
Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
caucasianitis by THE_AE May 23, 2010
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CAUCASIANISM
CAUCASIANISM by Diogeknees June 4, 2020
Caucasianitis
This is a social disorder, it is only known to affect people of race other than Caucasians. It is when a person of non-Caucasian race develops or exhibits the behavioral patterns of a Caucasian/"White person". Caucasianitis mostly affects black people. There is no cure for this disability yet. But with treatment it is possible to suppress this disorder.
1.) Caucasianitis: A Jamaican using the word "like" at the end of every sentence as how a Caucasian would.
2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)
2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)
Caucasianitis by Vengali December 11, 2009
caucasinine
When a white person makes a statement that shows they clearly have no idea what life is like for someone that is not a middle-class white person.
This guy sees Next Friday on AMC and starts makin' all these caucasinine comments like he knows what's up.
caucasinine by IAmTheRockstar January 31, 2016
Caucasianized
An entire low-income housing project was caucasianized in 1960, when Buffalo, New York evicted 500 Black families from the Dante Place Apartments and replaced them with 500 White families.
Caucasianized by DoctorKaye February 28, 2019
Caucasianism
The unfortunate illness of being white in a horror movie or not being able to do basic tasks without struggle. Unfortunately, there is no cure.
The white girl in the horror movie had caucasianism as she ran into the haunted house for a bunny stuffed animal.
The white boy in the movie died as she fell up the stairs and could not unlock the door.
The white boy in the movie died as she fell up the stairs and could not unlock the door.
Caucasianism by TLLHBS June 28, 2021
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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