CAUCASIANISM

A word that categorizes inequality and inequity in race relations in the modern paradigm.

This caucasianism has gotta stop

by Diogeknees June 4, 2020

Caucasianism

The unfortunate illness of being white in a horror movie or not being able to do basic tasks without struggle. Unfortunately, there is no cure.

The white girl in the horror movie had caucasianism as she ran into the haunted house for a bunny stuffed animal.

The white boy in the movie died as she fell up the stairs and could not unlock the door.

by TLLHBS June 28, 2021

caucasianormative

The presumption (often subconscious) that a person is white by default.

Alice: Can you hand me the skin colored crayon?
Bob: Skin colored? What is this, 1955? Which skin color? Do you mean goddamn apricot? How caucasianormative!

by !xois July 26, 2016

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010

Caucasianitis

This is a social disorder, it is only known to affect people of race other than Caucasians. It is when a person of non-Caucasian race develops or exhibits the behavioral patterns of a Caucasian/"White person". Caucasianitis mostly affects black people. There is no cure for this disability yet. But with treatment it is possible to suppress this disorder.

1.) Caucasianitis: A Jamaican using the word "like" at the end of every sentence as how a Caucasian would.

2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)

by Vengali December 11, 2009

caucasianing

The act of adopting Caucasian tendencies for the betterment of your own life.

My credit score could use some Caucasianing

by JLiz86 April 21, 2016

caucasians

The superior race.

Asian guy: Those caucasian guys are stupider than me, but he still beats me in everything because no one wants a ugly flatface zipperhead asian around them.

Black guy: Those white guys penis' are slightly smaller than ours, to bad we will only ever get to put ours into ugly asian/black chicks that the white guys leave aside to us.
caucasians win in every possible way.

by Winning white guy February 4, 2009