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Conspiration 

(noun) - The moment of formation or state of forming a conspiracy, particularly in a work setting.
The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.

chavspiration 

From Chav Aspiration - chavspiration is the desire for deeply awful things, burbury knock-offs, asbos, footballer boyfriends etc.
"I wannan asbo befowr I'm 10"
- son that's chavspiration
chavspiration by EddieTheBastard January 25, 2008

catstration 

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.
Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration
catstration by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009

Conspirational 

A conspiracy theory (involving mostly false and inflammatory information) which inspires people.
The fake news story was so conspirational, it actually sparked a movement.
Conspirational by bear_13 July 14, 2016

conspirationalizing 

The process of blending what many might consider conspiracy with rational data driven evidence.
Look at those people conspirationalizing about the existence of UFOs; with a telescope in one hand and science literature citing ancient data that reveals there have been studies done on them in the other.

Conspirationalist 

A person with the ability to use critical thinking skills and/or factual sound evidence and apply them to what may be considered conspiracy theories in order to test said theories.
I'm not going to discredit something purely on the basis of it being called 'conspiracy theory'. Scientific 'theory' is also just 'theory' and theory can largely be credited or discredited by facts and evidence. I look for those facts so I'm a conspirationalist.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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