catment 

Comments about cats. First used on 02 November 2021 to celebrate comments regarding cats. The word was coined one day after the fourteenth birthday of Jasmin (also known as "Vettie", thé cat of the famous Theologist and animal lover Satinist, Tristán Kapp.

Jasmin received many catments on her birthday.

catment by TheoCoined November 2, 2021

cattention 

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

cattention by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

Jeanne Calment 

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.

Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.

Jeanne Calment by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

Chatmenting 

When two people who are both signed on to Facebook have a continuous conversation or argument via status comments instead of using IM.

I checked my updates on Facebook and found I had 23. I guess Tim and Jake have been chatmenting on my status all night. There's over 30 posted comments!

Chatmenting by SADEN February 4, 2010

Carmentje 

Falling asleep while being in a conversation with someone

I was talking to Mylan when i did a Carmentje

Carmentje by Lotterinho May 12, 2018

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

catventory by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Catsentery

Its like dysentery but in cats. Infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces.

I looked in litterbox saw blood in the poop think he got catsentery.

Catsentery by KfcRevenger January 18, 2026