catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Catsentery

Its like dysentery but in cats. Infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces.

I looked in litterbox saw blood in the poop think he got catsentery.

by KfcRevenger January 18, 2026