Camizzle is the god-danged most amazing person of time. Like seriously, whenever anything's wrong - she's there to fix it. Helpful, kind, generous - pretty much gods' benevolence depicted in human form. Camizzle person is beautiful both inside and out.
I'm sad! - Camizzle fixes it
I burned my crumpets! - Camizzle brought pancakes
My dog died! - Camizzle gives you her cat.
the badass nickname of a girl named Catrina who is in no way, shape, or form badass.
related to the fad of adding "izzle" to every word, "izzle" is added to any name for fun, humor, or simply to point out just how not badass a person is.
A guy walks up to a short, pig-tailed girl named Catrina doing her homework quietly in AP Calculus and asks, "How you doin', Catrizzle?"
a new urban craze that requires two participants. one who freestyles, while the other individual spins around frantically on a chair, simulating sexual intercourse with the chair. preferably a wooden one.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!