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Someone no matter it a male or female, who cant seem to do anything right, no matter how easy the task is they always seem to fuck up.
Wow Johnny you couldnt even tie your sho right, your such a cantcunt, I think you need to ride the short bus.
cantcunt by GiJerry78 August 8, 2007
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The air and sound that is forced out of a cat's lungs due to being hit hard enough to knock the breath out of it.
Fluffy made a loud catgunt when she was knocked of the steps with a broom.
Catgunt by ivycooperscooper June 17, 2009
Used to describe someone who is very fat.
Dave Smith is a catfunt
catfunt by Nick Watson November 27, 2004

catacunt 

A dickhead who also owns a catamaran
See Dave over there, you can tell he is a catacunt
catacunt by Omelette king February 9, 2022
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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