GiJerry78's definitions

eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

cantcunt

Someone no matter it a male or female, who cant seem to do anything right, no matter how easy the task is they always seem to fuck up.

Wow Johnny you couldnt even tie your sho right, your such a cantcunt, I think you need to ride the short bus.

by GiJerry78 August 8, 2007

itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

joozle

When a guy is infected by another desease ridden man and while upon ejaculation just oozes his man seed, thus Jism is oozing so joozle.

Hey Fred thanks for giving me VD now my boyfriend cant get the moneyshot he wants but has to beg for my Joozle.

by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007

ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

campingcunt

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.

I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

Xboxhoor

Any female player who plays Xbox to get attention or impress young naive gamers. Usually no-guygetting females who use the console as a way to make themselves feel good about their shitty no cock getting lives.

Hey did you hear that girl Legion666 she's such a xboxhoor trying to pick up those twelve year olds.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007