illretarded

A word made up by a prepubescent male who tries to impress older gamers while, he, himself is getting his ass whupped all over Call of Duty 3.

Man you guys are all "illretarded", I mean if I wasnt high on ring pops i'd totally pwn you all.

by GiJerry78 August 05, 2007

xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.

Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.

by GiJerry78 August 22, 2007

xbox toughguy

Anyone who talks shit on an xbox live game who is most likey a skinny punkass who would shit themselves when they met you in REAL life.

I wish i still had a corded telephone because id hunt that xbox toughguy and strangle his sorry ass.

by GiJerry78 August 21, 2007

cantcunt

Someone no matter it a male or female, who cant seem to do anything right, no matter how easy the task is they always seem to fuck up.

Wow Johnny you couldnt even tie your sho right, your such a cantcunt, I think you need to ride the short bus.

by GiJerry78 August 08, 2007

Xboxhoor

Any female player who plays Xbox to get attention or impress young naive gamers. Usually no-guygetting females who use the console as a way to make themselves feel good about their shitty no cock getting lives.

Hey did you hear that girl Legion666 she's such a xboxhoor trying to pick up those twelve year olds.

by GiJerry78 August 07, 2007

itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

by GiJerry78 August 07, 2007

ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

by GiJerry78 August 07, 2007