catcum

a cats cum sperm

chad:omg my cat got catcum everywhere

by fcad December 1, 2020

Catlum

A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.

Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?

by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016

catbumpin’

A slang term used to describe the phenomenon of a cat having a terrific sense of rhythm.

I watched in fascination as the catbumpin’ continued into the night for hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

catcubine

a lower ranking member of a household whose chief contribution is to the care of the household pets, most specifically cats. Coinage from concubine.

Though armed with a doctorate in Medieval Japanese literature, she was unable to find meaningful work, and became a catcubine, living rent-free with friends in exchange for caring for their cats when they were away.

by generous medium December 28, 2008

Calcumalator

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

by slutypackage February 1, 2008

cataumet

A little town on Cape Cod where all people do is fish, enjoy their ice cream from Summerset Creamery, swim in Buzzards Bay, and sit in the hammock. Pretty much, the best place in the world. =)

"My summer in Cataumet was the best summer of my life."

by **Summergirl** December 27, 2008

Catbum

To draw the face of a cat using pen or eye liner on someone else's posterior. Sometimes using a foreign object as a nose (such as a marble).

She posted pictures of his catbum online.

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010