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catcubine

a lower ranking member of a household whose chief contribution is to the care of the household pets, most specifically cats. Coinage from concubine.
Though armed with a doctorate in Medieval Japanese literature, she was unable to find meaningful work, and became a catcubine, living rent-free with friends in exchange for caring for their cats when they were away.
by generous medium December 28, 2008
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Cumcubine

A male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his asshole
My cumcubine is a good bottom slut.
by E. Daddy August 26, 2013
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concubine

A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.

She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.
Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.

The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.

Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.

The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.
by Lorelili July 28, 2011
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Concubine

Collection of women whose sole purpose is to act as sexual relief from your existing wife or significant other. harem
King George had ten or fifteen concubines to act as cum dumpsters in luau of his fat, big butted, pig faced, wart covered wife he was forced to marry.
by Mike the Dialer King April 19, 2004
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evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.
My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.
by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010
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Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
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