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(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).
Joob was hiding in the catcus.
Catcus by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
A common mispelling of the word cactus
"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "
Catcus by riggz October 20, 2004
A mix of a cat and a cactus which appears in many T.V. shows nowadays. Mostly on tee-shirts. Also appears on a miraculous ladybug meme. It's deadly how adorable it is. Could be your life long friend if your into that stuff.
That catcus on your tee-shirt pocket is awesome.
OHHHHH No I Spicked my butttttttt!!!!!!
Catcus by J-d May 16, 2003
A dyslexic cat who likes cous cous.
1: hello mr cat, would you like some cous cous?
2: yes, i like cus cus, because i am a catcus.
Catcus by niltiak95 February 5, 2012
magical hybrid of a cat and a bus. taken from the movie "My Neigbor Totoro"
i saw a bus! a Catbus!
Catbus by v1cious June 24, 2004

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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