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Calcum

Best boy

Troublemaker :devil:

Everyone simps for callum too

Easily a top 100%
Lizzie: Calcum!

Callum: :gun:
by The best bisexual August 31, 2021
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Calcum

I have calcum.
by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023
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calum hood

a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
DID YOU SEE CALUM HOOD PLAY BASS HE IS FUCKING AMAZING
by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
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Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
by jrky February 10, 2009
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013
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