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Down Cataclysmic 

The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad

Down Cataclysmic 

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.
A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.
a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms
Catacooms by frggerz September 14, 2020

paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »
paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

cataclysm 

most people think it’s like for a social event thingy when really it’s when chat noir gets his sexy hand and anything he touches will be destroyed
Chat noirs cataclysm destroys more than thanks.
cataclysm by halfnoteyeet September 7, 2019

Cataclysmic 

Utter Destruction Of EVERYTHING. basically 2012 Doomsday. WE ALL WILL DIE WHEN A Cataclysmic WAVE OCCORS
OMG DUDE ITS Cataclysmic
Cataclysmic by OhDamyn December 8, 2010