cat door 

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

cat door by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

cat-door hips

skinny hips, of the sort that would fit through a cat door.

my boyfriends pants are always falling down around his knees cause he's got such cat-door hips.

cat-door hips by bellygirl May 11, 2010

Cat on the barn door 

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

Cat on the barn door by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022