cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

cat(s) by cat(s) April 24, 2019

Cat's 

A really megesic creature that will fucking torture you till you die and when you die it will haunt your soul! !!!!!!!!!!!

hey can i have a cat
NO cat's are evil and megestic creatures
oh okay then-

Cat's by jadezDue October 27, 2021

Cat's Blanket 

Nickname for Cate Blanchett. Because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a Cat's Blanket.

Stu: Na, I ain't never seen that film.
Laura: Trust me, we saw it.
Stu: Who was in it?
Laura: No one big, except for... What's her name, the British lass...
Ryan: Cat's Blanket?
Laura: Yeah, her.
Stu: Dude, that movie sucked.

Cat's Blanket by RyKirb July 7, 2008

cat's tongue 

If you don't handle hot (NOT SPICY, the temperature) food or drink well, and you have to let it cool before you try it.

It came from a literal translation of the Japanese word 'Nekojita' (猫舌), which is used to describe someone who can't handle (piping) hot food or drink.

"Is there something wrong with your soup? Do you want something else?"
"Oh no I haven't tried it yet, I'm letting it cool first."
"Oh, so you have a cat's tongue, got it."

cat's tongue by BYOOP May 28, 2017

cat's pajamas 

Super hip. Amazingly sweet. Fantastically cool.

you looks so fly in that outfit, you're the cat's pajamas man.

cat's pajamas by where am i? November 11, 2005

Cat's in the oven 

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

Cat's in the oven by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

cat's width 

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

cat's width by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007