Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
cassiemo
1. commonly known as the whore down the street
2. an emo temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs
3. the 6th unofficial EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
8. Jays Bestie
2. an emo temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs
3. the 6th unofficial EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
8. Jays Bestie
1. Random old guy: check out cassiemo workin the corner... lets go see how much for 2.
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those jocks and preps by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attackand Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire.
while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those jocks and preps by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attackand Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire.
while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
cassiemo by Jay <3 Cassie November 12, 2008
Related Words
Cassiemo
1. a common phrase for "the whore down the street"
2. an evil temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs on a late night anime porn
3. the 6th official EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
2. an evil temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs on a late night anime porn
3. the 6th official EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
1. Random old guy: check out the cassiemo workin the corner... lets go see how much for 2.
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those badguys by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attack and Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire. while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those badguys by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attack and Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire. while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
Cassiemo
1. a common phrase for "the whore down the street"
2. an evil temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs on a late night anime porn
3. the 6th official EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
2. an evil temptresss who has the super power of huge boobs on a late night anime porn
3. the 6th official EMO Ranger
4. Someone who is addicted to morpheine and sleeping pills, usually someone with insomnia
5. A prostitute at JR's Pleasure Pleasers brothel
6. common drop out who never stops crying and has an urge to bite people... including randoms
7. someone who is anti-jock. possibly planning a massacre on a private all boy school
1. Random old guy: check out cassiemo workin the corner... lets go see how much for 2.
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those badguys by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attack and Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire. while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
2. Observer: wow, did u see cassiemo just fuck up those badguys by swingin her tits.... she got one in the eye and he is now blind
3. Cassiemo The Whore Ranger, special powers include boob swing, Bite Attack and Sob
4. Cassiemo: fuck... i need some morpheine
5. the greatest brothel in sandgate, represent!
6. Jay: hey whats goin on
Cassiemo: ARGH *bites on his arm severing his hand off*
Jay: ...oww u bitch
7. Cassie: first st columbins with the hydrogen bomb, then hit st pats with my elite crew, clint hangs out the front with the automatic, luke. u set shit on fire. Jay you just kill as many fuckers as u can. Dom u set torrissi on fire. while pat and james walk around executing people with their shotguns.Robbie..... your such a boongabe, bottle people
8.Jay: hey bestie
Cassiemo: Your A Cunt *bites Jays other hand splintering the bone eventually severing his hand off*
Cassypoocooter
Cassypoocooter by CassypooCooter Lover June 18, 2009
cassieford
When you never show up for work so you can't afford anything but still keep buying all sorts of things somehow.
You probably shouldn't be shopping if you can't cassieford it, how do you have money anyways you never go to work?
cassieford by Screenshot Betty October 9, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026