cartola 

Cartola(aka carlota sarasquete bby 😎),she's the best bad bitch in the world,she's fucking gorgeous and she's the perfect match for any boy ,if you're blond,tall and with a marked jaw,just talk her to instagram (@carlotasarasquete),you're not ed westwick,patrick dempsey or noah beck but She'll treat you well anyway.

guy 1:Who is Cartola?
guy 2:omg how u don't know her?she's hot AF bro

cartola by cartola February 4, 2021

cartilaginous 

Having a structure of cartilage. Learned this in 4th AND last week in 6th grade people!

Sharks have no bone, just cartilage.

Did you know sharks are cartilaginous fish?

cartilaginous by Nerdy6thGrader September 11, 2013

Carolanne 

A quiet, sweet and caring girl. Usually very intelligent. She cares more about others than herself. She is very well liked, although she may not know it. She has a personality that is quite uncommon. Carolanne often makes jokes, and loves to laugh. Carolanne is not very popular, but the few close friends she does have are all she needs. She is a very hard-working girl. Carolanne will steal your heart, so if you ever find yourself being in a relationship or being friends with a Carolanne, don't let her go. Carolanne will bring great joy and happiness into your life.

Your name must be Carolanne 'cause dayyyyym girl you is the shit.

Carolanne by SecretPerson000000001 December 19, 2012

carola 

if your a carola, your absolutely amazing, they're so gorgeous, everyone wants a be you. they're very nice people, that like to help everyone. carola's are very funny, and have the most beautiful eyes. carola's are super beautiful creatures. they are beyond gorgeous, they have everything a guy wants, if you dont have a carola you better go get one NOW! hurry they are very rare!

did you see that carola?

yes, shes beautiful i wish i had a carola.

You better get one cause their very rare!

carola by Spicychickita6 January 1, 2013

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Carolad 

A girl who has done so much laddish stuff that she literally becomes a lad herself. Famous cases have included a Carolad who gave blood and then did a centurion.
nb. must be named Caroline first

What a Carolad!
P1- Fucking Hell, didnt she just give blood
P2 - Yeah, but its Carolad

Massive Carolad

Carolad by Wolfe North January 13, 2011

Barbara Cartland 

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014