cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 15, 2010

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010

Cartouche

The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter)

After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof.

by SexGuru September 1, 2014

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022