carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin July 1, 2015