carpolitis 

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

carpolitis by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Corpolitical 

The obvious connexion between corporations and politicians and the ensuing corruption.

"The current corpolitical system in the US sodomizes everyone but those at the top."

Corpolitical by rizenb August 5, 2008

Carmelitist 

Someone who prefers carmel sauce instead of carmel syrup in their espresso beverages.

We'll have to go to Starbucks. He's a total carmelitist.

Carmelitist by Thea July 29, 2004

Carolitas 

A disease which causes large boils to form on the breasts. The boils then weep a purple puss for days on end before turning black, at which point the explode causing extensive tissue damage.

They arise from excessive manual handling of the breasts and are widespread in Sligo.

Uuuh.... that minger has Carolitas... Put your bits back in love, before i spray chunks....

Carolitas by Kenneth Martin October 11, 2006

Carolicism 

Carolicism is the religion which people express adoration to the goddess Carolina.

Carolicism saved my life, carolicism saved my life on the dancefloor.

Carolicism by Luís O August 22, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020