Carolicism
Carolicism by Luís O August 22, 2019
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Carlinism
The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010
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reverse catholicism
reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017
Carlinism
Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
Carolissimo
Carolissimo by Stranger12345678 August 4, 2009
carolism
A word or phrase only used by Carol often deciphered by the similarities of the beginning of the word or phrase to its intended word or phrase.
carolism by Theoctopus17 February 27, 2017
Cafeteria Catholicism
Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005
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