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Dude, commuting blows. Carpodding helps pass the time while stuck in traffic or on long drives. Do you carpod? No? Then you should become a carpodder.
carpod by snyhol May 21, 2008
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carpolitis 

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp
I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

Carpoose 

Something that sounds incredibly stupid when written down, more so than when it is said.
The school sent me a letter the other day telling me I was suspended. When they explained in writing what I did that was wrong, it sounded so ridiculous, it was a carpoose of stupidity.
Carpoose by K. Chem October 16, 2009

carpolepsy 

the uncanny ability for some passengers to fall asleep in the car almost immediately after the engine starts.
Road trips with Mike are like road trips by myself. As soon as he gets in the car, the carpolepsy hits and he's out.
carpolepsy by braincheese March 25, 2010

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.
Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.
Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.
Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!