carpod

An iPod you keep in your car, most likely attached to an iPod enabled car stereo.

It is only removed from the car in order to add or edit music, videos and the like.

I hooked up my old iPod Video to my Dual car stereo deck 6 months ago and haven't had to remove it yet. It's now officially my carpod.

by Alfie The Horndog April 5, 2009

carpod

Listening to a podcast while driving

Dude, commuting blows. Carpodding helps pass the time while stuck in traffic or on long drives. Do you carpod? No? Then you should become a carpodder.

by snyhol May 21, 2008

carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Carpoose

Something that sounds incredibly stupid when written down, more so than when it is said.

The school sent me a letter the other day telling me I was suspended. When they explained in writing what I did that was wrong, it sounded so ridiculous, it was a carpoose of stupidity.

by K. Chem October 16, 2009

carpolepsy

the uncanny ability for some passengers to fall asleep in the car almost immediately after the engine starts.

Road trips with Mike are like road trips by myself. As soon as he gets in the car, the carpolepsy hits and he's out.

by braincheese March 25, 2010

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.

Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!

by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010