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Lesbian mother - a mom/mum who is a carpet muncher, typically found in England, aka rug mumcher.
I met this gal in a bar in Soho. She was hot and I was going to ask her back to my place, though it turns out she started talking about her kids, then her wife. It turns out that she is a carpet mumcher - the chick loves to mow box and is the mum of two.
by the coMANd'r May 24, 2015
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