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burns the carpet 

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.
'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'
burns the carpet by ShowBag April 24, 2009

Russian Carpetburn 

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing
Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

Carpetburn 

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.
The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.
Carpetburn by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a girl with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around in circles
My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.
My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

Carpet/carpetBurn 

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn