carpet bomber
It took me three hours and two showers to clean up that atomic carpet bombing she laid on me last night. She is a carpet bomber galore.
carpet bomber by scissorccs March 21, 2010
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carpet bomber
carpet bomber by Ragnov October 18, 2004
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Darwin Carpet-bomber
An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.
The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"
"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
Darwin Carpet-bomber by Maggrig February 19, 2010
arizona carpet bomber
when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
arizona carpet bomber by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
Carpet Bombed
When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.
D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"
Carpet Bombed by Lil pepp June 20, 2014
carpetbomber
A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, rugs, shags, or whatever floor-coverings they they may have.
carpetbomber by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009
Deraj Carpetbomber
One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.
"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
Deraj Carpetbomber by I have one eye October 17, 2008
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