Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
by c10v3r August 18, 2011
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Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow
I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam
by c10v3r March 29, 2021
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