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To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).
Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.

Aww. She carped all over the hallway.

I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.
Carpe by kabooya March 7, 2010
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I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!
Carpe by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Dude bro roll my Carpé like you'd roll a joint.
Carpé by Kush6969 March 16, 2017

Carpe Cannabis 

To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨
🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.

🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.

🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
Carpe Cannabis by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Carpe Diem Cras 

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras by Double Soul April 1, 2009

carpe librum 

(v) seize the book.

Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.

They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.

Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
carpe librum by puerille October 31, 2015

Carpe natem 

Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"
Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?"
Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."
Carpe natem by Dasgay May 18, 2014
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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