carnihore 

Women who order manly meals while their men order salads.

Waitress: What would you like for dinner sir?

Husband: I'll take the "vegvag special" grilled chicken salad with grapes, strawberries, mandarin slices, and candied pecans drizzled with a raspberry vinaigrette.

Wife: I'll take the full rack of ribs with a baked potato...

Another waiter brings meal and wrongly places salad in front of wife and ribs in front of husband. Waiter fixes error and walks away whispering "what a carnihore"

carnihore by Malloz1 June 11, 2014

Carnivore Diet 

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.

I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

Carnivore Diet by MikeTheIncel June 1, 2021

Raw Carnivore Diet 

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.

Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.

Raw Carnivore Diet by MikeTheIncel June 4, 2021

Carnivorous Cavern 

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.

Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.

Carnivorous Cavern by Trees DT November 2, 2011

craniorectal inversion 

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.

"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

craniorectal inversion by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007

craniorectal disease 

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya

The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.

craniorectal disease by headinass November 29, 2003

craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006