craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

cranialrectumitis 

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

cranialrectumitis by driz January 27, 2005