Carnegrogens

They alter the structure of the purine known as adenine. It affects nitrogen on the ninth position so it cannot bind to riboses or deoxyriboses, and thus cannot be functional in bodily processes. It deforms the adenine in such a way that it attacks the person's immune system and increases the person's Negrosity levels. Carnegrogens are found in fried chicken, corn bread, grape "drank," dank ass kush, and has a mild connection to watermelon flesh. Carnegrogens are the particles released in the radiation of Negrotism, otherwise known as Negrotic Decay.

Mark: Hey George, you need to stop eating so much watermelon. Don't you know that stuff is packed full of carnegrogens?
George: Shut yo ass up flake.
Mark: Oh no. His negrosity levels are increasing as we speak.

Carnegrogens by Jonathon Rebelionus October 30, 2020