carmanita

highly intelligent creative and intuitive woman

I want to be like Carmanita when i grow up.

carmanita by Qween Slay February 20, 2017

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

catmania 

A complete and total passionate fixation on anything related to felines.

My neighbor’s full-blown catmania is what drove her to harbor nearly a hundred cats in her bedroom.

catmania by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Carmelita 

This girl is the living embodiment of elegance she’s the perfect balance between intelligence and beauty. Carmelita will always be the most gorgeous girl in any room. She is kinda but can be quite the jokester, she has a lot of personality. She is expressive in the way that she dresses. She’s the perfect partner for just about anything, she is a great listener and you’ll always be comfortable talking to her. You’re an extremely lucky person if you have a carmelita as a friend. If you have her as more than a friend, you have to keep her as long as you can. She’s perfect in every way, you can never get enough of her company and her presence always elevates the mood. She’s someone special, someone, to keep and to cherish. Her company never will grow old, in fact, you’ll long for it. You will miss every aspect of her, her Carmel like skin, her dirt colored eyes, her pear-shaped head fits perfectly into your hand, her kisses never seem to lose the effect on you, whenever she kisses you it's like she transports you to another dimension where you aren't confined by things like time. You are timeless in that moment, you are infinite. carmelita is a keeper, so keep her, cherish her and let her know what she means to you. But overall other things, Carmelita is my Kylie.

”Oh my God Kylie, you are my Carmelita”

Carmelita by SomeOtherJimmy July 9, 2019

carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.

Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.

carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011

carnalita 

Mexican term for sister. Female form of carnal.

oye carnalita, I don't want you dating my friends.

carnalita by carnalita April 22, 2006

caymanian 

Someone who loves to be up in other people’s businesses, loves cook food especially kebabs

You are a true caymanian

caymanian by Jakefromstatefa May 28, 2018