Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

carlsbad grimple

The injection of heroin (or other drugs) directly into the penis. As noted by intrepid "Daily Show" ewpoerter Samantha Bee.

It is untrue that the ex-head of the CIA was caught doing a carlsbad grimple.

by RiffvonRaff May 22, 2006

Carlsbad Grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.

-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.

by Drewsome May 17, 2006

carlsbad grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.

"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."

by Johnny Gyno May 22, 2006

carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

by AdamMC May 17, 2006

carlsbad grimple

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin

President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.

by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 17, 2006

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006