carie ann 

Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.

Person 1: you know Carie Ann?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: she posted the same picture of herself holding a cup of coffee 3 times today. Should we be concerned?

carie ann by Biscnut November 28, 2018

Cari Ann 

An amazing girl who can be both outgoing and shy. She's gorgeous, sexy, funny, kind, and awesome in bed. Cari's a generally Scorpios, and can get pissy when you get on their nerves. Cari is athletic, and artistic, with great taste in music, clothing, and men. Cari's tend to get what they want, and never have to ask twice. They know what they want, and exactly how to get it.

Cari Ann is straight up gorgeous!

Cari Ann by Novembers Regret May 29, 2010

Carrie Ann 

When you pick up a random slut and she pees the bed.

Got a carrie Ann last night , is the washer free?

Carrie Ann by Acarrieann May 23, 2019

Corie-Ann

Corie-Ann Is a funny out going person with an amazing mind set. Finest girl ever btw and she will pull and everyone bitch

Damm Corie-Ann ahhhhh(moaning)

Corie-Ann by Corie-Ann Biggest munch February 8, 2023

Corie-Ann

Corie-Ann Is an out going Queen. She’s fine asf and she can pull everyone she want BITCH

Corie-Ann Ahhhhh (moans).

Corie-Ann by Corie-Ann Biggest munch February 8, 2023

Carpe Annum 

A term meaning "Seize the Year" coined in 1995 by author and speaker Jay Payleitner as a takeoff on "Carpe Diem." Payleitner later created a 250-word inspirational essay making its way around the internet. (Below is an excerpt)

CARPE ANNUM
Advance with grace and assurance into the next twelve months. What you will achieve, whom you will be, one year from today has not yet been determined. The mind gladdens imagining the possibilities.

Surely, there’s work to be done. Lessons to be learned. Mountains to be moved. Dark forces to be vanquished. An urgency, yes. Yet tempered with patience that accompanies an eternal perspective.

Begin by doing what comes easy. That’s your sweet spot. A gift to give back to the world. If you can dance, dance. If you can build, build. If you can teach, teach. If you can hug, hug with all your heart.

Proceed with excellence. Then be ready. Sometime in the next year—serendipitously, but not really—you’ll discover a truth that changes your life forever.

Step into your mounting quest with confidence, not compulsion. Each day is long, but the year is short.

Strive not for 365 endeavors. Breathe. Pause. After all, there are trees to climb and stars to count, dandelions to pick and lullabyes to whisper.

To seize each season, do what's right in front of you, and do it better than anyone thought you could. Live in your own lane—not someone else’s—doing what you’ve never done. And the year will be yours. The best ever.

-- Jay Payleitner

"For lots of reasons I did squat in 2021, but I pledge to Carpe Annum in 2022. Or not."

Carpe Annum by /chief December 31, 2021

Carrie Anne

Name of the hottest Seymour Milf.

"Omg Jeanna!! Tyler got a huge shoulder tattoo for Anna's mom this weekend. I hope I'm the Carrie Anne of Hayden in 20 years!!!

Carrie Anne by CarrieTheSmallTownCougarMellen September 19, 2021