carduh 

car-DEAUX(as the French word for "two")
term normally used to humiliate a person who has fallen for an obviously false and stupid comment

Mike: Did you know that pigs can fly?
Dan, in uproar: No they can't!
John: Carduh!

carduh by hunnyglazed316 October 16, 2005

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cardu 

an upcoming youtube superstar.

Woah look.. it is Cardu that made Cardi B lose her career.

Cardu by Udrac June 20, 2021

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

Cardaholic by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

cardshart 

a card player who continually wins by luck, aggravating the other players;

"I can't believe he beat me by picking up the 5 on the river-- he's such a cardshart."

cardshart by SoxFan13 January 12, 2009

Carduned 

The art of blatantly stealing someones kill in Call of Duty.

Bro, you just carduned me.

Man I just got carduned.

Carduned by DotHaze January 8, 2012

Cardhandler 

A person of ill-repute or worthy of suspicion

Guzik probably stole your wallet, he's a real cardhandler.

Cardhandler by bloomberg August 25, 2014