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cardtard 

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
cardtard by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009
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cardshart 

a card player who continually wins by luck, aggravating the other players;
"I can't believe he beat me by picking up the 5 on the river-- he's such a cardshart."
cardshart by SoxFan13 January 12, 2009

cardsharp 

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)
cardsharp by Big Steve August 10, 2004

cardshark 

1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort

2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.

See: windtunnel
1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.

2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!
cardshark by Pedobear February 23, 2005

cardtard 

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
cardtard by T. Henderson December 31, 2008

Cârștar 

Noun; 1. A smart, attractive guy who tricks other people and can also used as diminutive for a friend
Speaker 1: Am fost toata ziua acasa!
Speaker 2: Cârștarule, nu minti!
Cârștar by Brisquetz Bruscheta November 4, 2020