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by Big daddy fucks 11 August 11, 2024
Get the cardstar mug.Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009
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Get the cardshart mug.A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)
by Big Steve August 10, 2004
Get the cardsharp mug.1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort
2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.
See: windtunnel
2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.
See: windtunnel
1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.
2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!
2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!
by Pedobear February 23, 2005
Get the cardshark mug.A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.
Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
by T. Henderson December 31, 2008
Get the cardtard mug.Noun; 1. A smart, attractive guy who tricks other people and can also used as diminutive for a friend
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