carcrash 

The most wonderful person you could ever meet he underestimates himself so much its hard to understand how. He makes everyone around him smile including me and I should be the one grateful for him even looking at me, I am so thankful he talks to me and I couldnt ask for anyone else or anything more because he is they perfect person i could ever think of.

Carcrash is here!

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023

carcrash 

A unique perfect person you will only get to met once there is no one else like him and he fills your heart will joy, all your conversations with him are worth it and time flys to fast with him. His eyes are like the beautiful ocean waves that I find hypnotizing and everything about him is perfect yet he doesn’t realize it. He is smart, funny, caring, thoughtful, fun to hangout with, creative, and brings out the best of me. He understands and he listens too you. I cant ever get him off my mind and wish i could always be by his side where i feel is safe. When Im with him it feels like everyone else isnt there and he is the only thing that matters. He thinks he annoys me with his rants but I dont want anything more but to listen to him, he is literally perfect and handsome i wouldnt change anything if i could. I wish he was mine already but I guess we will have to see.

Carcrash completes me

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023

carcrash 

Carcrash is someone you could only ever dream of, someone who is so unique you only meet someone like them once. He is understanding, smart, kind, funny, thoughtful, handsome,perfect, fun to hangout with and so much more that i cant even fit into words… When your with him you feel safe and like all your problems are solved you feel like everyone else is gone and its just him that matters. It feels like no matter how much time in the world it wouldn’t be enough with him and whenever im not with him my mind cant stop thinking of him and wanting to be by his side. Whenever he texts you, no matter how your feeling you began to smile and that one text makes your whole day. I sometimes wonder what I did to deserve someone as perfect as him. His eyes are bright blue like the wonderful ocean which i find myself to never want to leave, his hair is just awesome and the rest of him is also perfect. His humor is the best and makes me laugh no matter what mood im in and he never fails to make me feel like im important. If i could I would always be with him and I just want him to be mine already.

I feel incomplete without Carcrash

carcrash by Em the neg March 1, 2023

Walking Car Crash

A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?

"He said I should try this new medication."

"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"

Walking Car Crash by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022

Car Crash TV 

Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.

Car Crash TV by ..wil May 23, 2006

Car Crash

When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.

Car Crash by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

conversation car crash 

conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.

Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash

conversation car crash by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010