Capology 

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

Capology by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

Capology 

A performative non-apology dressed as an apology

Example 1:

Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”

The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”

Example 2:

A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”

Capology by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021

Capology 

When someone caps (lies) so much that they have a PhD in capology or capological studies.

Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr

Capology by Jhit Slime July 18, 2021

capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

cadology

Cadology- a meaningless or absurd action that has been preformed.

cut the cadology, knock it off with the cadology

cadology by huumorous July 10, 2010

Catology 

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.

Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"

Catology by Asteroth February 21, 2010

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015