capn' crunch

a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.

That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.

by Officer Reppert November 5, 2003

Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.

“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

cap'n crunch

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.

Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.

by Go Peter April 24, 2003

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011

cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

by cereal killa January 18, 2005

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006