crunched 

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

crunched by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunched 

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

crunched by Sir Tali November 19, 2007

Crunched 

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

Crunched by jrm369 May 11, 2010

Crunched 

Embarrassed

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.

Crunched by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018

crunched 

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

crunched by janijaye February 8, 2022

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

crunched my crackers by Super Steve February 25, 2020