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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"
by Sir Tali November 19, 2007
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Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk
Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.
by jrm369 May 11, 2010
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Crunched

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.
by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018
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”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”
by janijaye February 8, 2022
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crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017
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crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny packto the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.
by Super Steve February 25, 2020
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