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A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's
No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)
Capello by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010
Words you can keep

a capello 

A capella when all the singers are male.
Nate has a really good voice when he sings a capello.
a capello by Glee4Life December 9, 2013

Tim Capello

The muscle bound oiled up saxaphone god who appeared in the cult classic; The Lost Boys,.

If you ever have doubts in life, simply ask yourself; "Do I still believe?"
Sam; "Dang my life sucks, what am I gonna do?"

Ian; "Remember Tim Capello's wise words

do you still believe?"

Sam; "OH I STILL BELIEVE!!!"

Fabio Capello 

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.
Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*
Fabio Capello by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011

Greg Capullo 

Cap•u•llo | noun
Capullo, Gregory (1962-present), Greatest artist to ever live.
Best artist to ever draw Marvel Comics titles such as 'X-Force' and the lesser known title 'Quasar'. Helped Image Comics Co-Founder Todd McFarlane further popularize his title character 'Spawn', giving him his signature look; thus making Capullo the Best artist who ever drew Spawn. After years out of the field Capullo came back with a BOOM, first doing layouts, then pencilling Image Comics new character 'Haunt' and showing the industry who was still boss. After a short but great run on Haunt, Capullo has moved to DC comics relaunched 'Batman' title, giving the character new life and making Batman the BEST of DC's 52 new relaunched titles. In shorter terms, Greg Capullo is the most Bad-Ass Mother F***er Alive!
I never liked DC comics much, then I found out GREG CAPULLO was the artist on DC comics Batman! Now I buy Batman EVERY month!
Greg Capullo by TheVinz92 January 10, 2012

chapello 

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it
Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello
chapello by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello 

That will never fucking happen
Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen
Chapello by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018
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