capar

What teachers are called that pretend to have a spouse and come up with excuses as to why they don't have any proof of their existence for reason unkown.
Check out also liar

Student 1: she said she's not wearing her wedding ring because it doesn't fit anymore

Student 2: bullshit she's such a capar

Student 1: you're right all capars have husbands in turkey

by The capar exposer December 14, 2015

Dead...dead as a cacaroach

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out

You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”

by anonymous November 13, 2020

dead...dead as a cacaroach

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT

why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

by _.michelllleee on tiktok😙 November 22, 2020

dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

Camaro Minute

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.

Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.

by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011

caare

Nobody knows what it means, but its most probable meaning is to smoke. All we know for sure is that thog doesn't do it.

Thog is a good role model because Thog dont caare.

by Sphinx of Black Quartz January 17, 2019

Camarion

Most Camarion's are usually playful and always get on your nerves. When they start to play they never learn to quit. It's good to keep them around if your in a iffy mood.

I'll go get camarion for you. He's right there!

by Avery TTS. May 27, 2018