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mass castrations 

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!
"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

cappatations 

Your confused grandpa’s name for subtitles
Turn on the… um… uhh… uhhhhh, cappatations.

cacalations 

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.
Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!
cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022

Raparations 

When you have been accused of sexual misconduct and you are required to monetarily compensate the victim.
Well, Chris was found guilty so he must pay raparations that piece of s…
Raparations by Hotrodtikigod September 24, 2023

Raparations 

When you have been accused of sexual misconduct and you are required to monetarily compensate the victim.
Well, Chris was found guilty so he must pay raparations that piece of s…
Raparations by Hotrodtikigod September 24, 2023

Raparations 

When you have been accused of sexual misconduct and you are required to monetarily compensate the victim.
Well, Chris was found guilty so he must pay raparations that piece of s…
Raparations by Hotrodtikigod September 24, 2023