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Cannabian 

A person who lives their life for Cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. A true "cannabian" feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. Cannabians like hemp ANY/EVERYTHING. They get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of Doritos, Chocolate Cupcakes and Strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.
I am so Cannabian that my dorm voted me 'most likely to suck seeds'.
Cannabian by DrPDirty March 19, 2012

Cannabusiness

The fine art of selling weed.
"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"
Cannabusiness by scotty. March 10, 2008
Word of the Day on July 21, 2017

Cannabisianism 

The religious and entheogenic practices of Ritual Cannabis users. Marijuana is smoked or ingested to produce a psychoactive state of consciousness for religious and or spiritual purposes.
"Cannabisianism is what pot-heads believe in." or "Have you considered Cannabisianism as a world philosophy?" or "Those Cannabisians are just a bunch of pot-heads." or "Cannabisianists are just potheads."
Cannabisianism by drivinsouth65 March 31, 2015

Cannabisaurus

A discovery of marijuana that you forgot you had in a place you haven't checked in awhile (at least one month). Especially significant if you are in dry times.
We just uncovered a Cannabisaurus, we're trying to observe it at the moment.
Cannabisaurus by Srgray September 13, 2009

Cannabisism 

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
Cannabisism by RalphHoward November 19, 2013

Cannabista 

One who is experienced with and knows a good deal about cannabis. Similar to a barista for coffee or a capoeirista for capoeira.
Dang, Todd has been smoking weed for a long time. Like, he knows a LOT about it.

Yeah he's definitely a true cannabista.
Cannabista by Deebzeeb April 30, 2009