Cannabisianism

The religious and entheogenic practices of Ritual Cannabis users. Marijuana is smoked or ingested to produce a psychoactive state of consciousness for religious and or spiritual purposes.

"Cannabisianism is what pot-heads believe in." or "Have you considered Cannabisianism as a world philosophy?" or "Those Cannabisians are just a bunch of pot-heads." or "Cannabisianists are just potheads."

Cannabisianism by drivinsouth65 March 31, 2015

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Cannabisalism

When you're so high that you consider eating one of your friends

Guy 1: yo, i had the munchies so bad last night i almost took a bite out of Chris's arm
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism

Cannabisalism by MKCKD January 17, 2011

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Cannabisalism

The practice of a cannabis farmer eating the flesh of another cannabis farmer.

Paul, the cannabis farmer, ate his colleague. He is a cannabisal.

Paul: “What is cannabisalism?”

Colleague: “It’s when I would eat your flesh.”

Cannabisalism by Justrust January 1, 2024

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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