cankle(s) 

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.

The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.

cankle(s) by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009

Cankle(s) 

Thiccc ass ankles

Damn sis you got some cankle(s)for days; that's why your feet don't fit in those heels

Cankle(s) by Ili Castro January 24, 2019

Shrek's Candle 

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

Shrek's Candle by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011

Cankles 

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

Cankles 

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

Cankles by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

cankles wankles 

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

cankles wankles by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021