Candy Baby

A Baby made entirely out of candy that are consumed by folks with disturbed minds. When they eat the candy baby it makes them feel as if they are eating a real baby but it is in fact made out of candy. Candy babies were originally developed in hopes that the rates of actual baby cannibalism would drop, however sadly the invention only amplified the desire to eat real babies.

Damn I sure could go for a nice grilled baby right now, but sadly all I can afford is a candy baby.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 21, 2018

baby candy

birth control pills

"don't forget to eat your baby candy"

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

Taking candy from a baby

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

by Tay&A January 29, 2019