When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception
Mike: “What language do blind peoplethink in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).