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1. A card game invented in Montevideo, Uruguay.

2. A slang Spanish term meaning Jennifer has a hairy butt
1.Let's go play Canasta

2.Person 1: "Do you see the that redheaded chick over there"

Person 2: "Yeah, what about her"

Person 3: "Well, essay, let me just say CANASTA!"
Canasta by mr awesome.com July 7, 2011
Words you can keep
Replacement word for ass, or butt. Safe for kids to use anywhere especially school.
Move your Canasta buddy!!!
Canasta by Devious Dave May 9, 2009
A game where you end up getting raped on the last hand by someone taking the pile and winning.
I always get owned and lose the game canasta when someone takes the pile of cards and goes out.
Canasta by Some Nigger January 26, 2004
Exclaimed in exuberance when performing a positive task. Not to be confused with its negative counterpart, "dooje".
After sneaking into a workplace superior's bedroom to wake him up, one would yell, "Canasta!" repeatedly. This may or may not be followed by the superior muttering "dooje" in response.
canasta by Dare In Boat April 29, 2011

canstand 

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.
Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?

Canastota 

Canastota home of the Raiders. A small town located in upstate New York. Canastota is home to more cows than people. The majority of the residents in Canastota are either onion farmers or believe they are in the mob. They are also all related somehow. This is because everyone in Canastota thinks their Italian even though they cannot speek a word or have even been to Italy. Canastota is home to the International Boxing Hall of Fame. However, no one who lives in Canastota has ever been there.
Canastota resident: Hey, friday night what you want to do?

Canastota resident: Let's go to Wal Mart...cuz.
Canastota by aehteb78 June 17, 2009

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can
Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian
Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008
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